Hmm.....this is coming from someone using a pen name so take it with a pinch of salt. I like that I can refer to you with a first name....be it Michele. It could have been Maya too. So if you don't want to be branded as sober and/or vegan, you can go by Yogi. Yogi is a real last name for Indians.....but it also has its meaning of someone who is a balanced person or someone who practices yoga. How about Michele Yogi? :)